Funny Selling Dick $40 An Inch Shirt - Retro Adult Gag Novelty Male Humor Tee

Looking for the ultimate icebreaker and a laugh-out-loud conversation starter? The Funny Selling Dick $40 An Inch Shirt - Retro Adult Gag Novelty Male Humor Tee is the premium apparel choice for fans of unfiltered adult jokes, sarcastic novelty streetwear, and anyone who appreciates raw, comedic graphic design. This exclusive t-shirt features an unhinged, classic "inches for sale" punchline that is guaranteed to turn heads and crush it at the local dive bar, bachelor parties, or casual hangouts.

​This retail-ready streetwear piece features a highly detailed, vintage comic-book style illustration of a massive, winking yellow emoji character with rosy cheeks. The design is presented in a cohesive, premium 1970s retro style. The main text reads "SELLING DICK" arched across the top in a bold, dimensional athletic block typography with a cream and orange gradient fill and a clean outer outline. Below the central character, the core joke reads "$40 AN INCH" flanked by sparkling athletic accents, with the final hilarious punchline on a parchment banner reading "BUY ALL 3 FOR $100" in clean black lettering.

​Design & Fit Details

​Print Style: High-contrast, vibrant retro color palette optimized with a crisp outline for dark-colored apparel.

​Fit Profile: True-to-size classic streetwear fit with a structured silhouette that looks great styled oversized or relaxed.

​Construction: Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability and long-term wear resistance.

​Garment Specifications

​Fabric Weight: Premium midweight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) perfect for all-season layering.

​Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (fiber conten

may vary slightly for heather colorways) for an

ultra-soft fee

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​Sizing Variety: Available in retail

ready sizing ranging from

Small up to 3XL.