Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em - Retro Drill Sergeant Satire T-Shirt

🚨 PREMIUM DOUBLE-SIDED DESIGN: Features a bold graphic hit on the front chest and the full, high-impact illustration across the back!

​Listen up, recruits! This premium, heavyweight cotton streetwear tee features a loud, hilarious 1980s military comic parody titled "SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM." The detailed illustration showcases a manic weed-bud drill instructor in full olive drab utility uniform and a classic campaign hat, screaming orders with bloodshot, hypnotic spiral eyes. He’s pointing directly forward, complete with realistic details like a "POT CADRE" shoulder patch, "CANNABIS RECRUIT TRAINER" name tape, tactical web belt, and canteen. Wrapped in a sharp white outline, this gritty, retro design pops violently off a black shirt.

Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our charts below.

.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))

.: Relaxed fit

.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton

.: Available in 58 colors

.: Sewn-in label